at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs