at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

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clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

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russellstyles:

slip, slidin’ away…..
The Ex (Canadian National Exhibition), from the top of Euroslide, Lakeshore, Toronto.

russellstyles:

slip, slidin’ away…..

The Ex (Canadian National Exhibition), from the top of Euroslide, Lakeshore, Toronto.

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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conceptcookie:

CoCo Livestream - Back To Basics - 8.27.2014Livestream today at 2PM CST(-5GMT) on value shading the latest exercise on basic shapes HERE. 

conceptcookie:

CoCo Livestream - Back To Basics - 8.27.2014
Livestream today at 2PM CST(-5GMT) on value shading the latest exercise on basic shapes HERE

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shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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